Week 3 of first grade

It's week 3 of first grade, and this is what work has to be done this week-

11 pages of math homework

1 page of writing homework

1 "About Me" poster to be filled out by child

15 minutes of reading out loud to a parent EACH night

Math test on Wednesday

Spelling test on Friday

I think I need to invest in pharmaceuticals. Or a winery. Or both